i work for a company that emails to clients' subscriber databases. when people reply to the email, it comes to me.
Friday, March 15, 2002
(i am the only female on the planet)
OLLO THERE. I DO SOO LOVE LOVE LOVE ALL YOUR PRODUCTS... BUT NEED TO KNOW WHERE OH WHERE IS THE "BEYOND COLOR TRIPLE BENEFIT EYELASH CONDITIONER"??? I CAN'T FIND IT, AND DO SOO NEED IT. I TELL EVERYONE I USE YOUR PRODUCTS. I HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SKIN, AND I KNOW IT'S BECAUSE OF YOUR PRODUCT. PEOPLE HAVE ACTUALLY SAID I WOULD BE A GREAT "SPOKESMODEL " FOR YOU AND YOUR PRODUCTS.
I'M QUITE FAMOUS ACTUALLY. I'M THE ONLY FEMALE ON THE PLANET { YES I'M IN GUINESS WORLD BOOK} THAT IS A BELLY/DANCER SWORD/SWALLOWER. AND I'M THE ONLY FEMALE ON EARTH THAT SWALLOWS A "NEON" [VERY DANGEROUS...3 MEN HAVE DIED DOING THIS] SWORD.
ANYWAY.... BESIDE THE POINT . WHERE IS THE CONDITIONER/////?????? THANKS EVER SOO MUCH. NATASHA
My name is Valma and I´m going to US next may, so I´d like to know where can I find the new [product] and other assessories. Do you use to sale these products in market points or may I order from Brazil and you´ll deliver in my hotel in S. Francisco?
Hey: Just wanted to let you know that I have [generic] Printer by [company]. Recently the paper jammed and I didn't know what to do as I couldn't figure out how to get the remnants left over out of the roller. A thought came to mind that maybe if I just kept trying to send a print job it would eventually clear up. Well, the piece of paper did come out but something was still jamming it up. So, I kept trying to send something and sure enough, it spit out a tiny rubber band that somehow had fallen into it. It just kinda spoke to me when it spit it out ...... like there it is. It has worked fine ever since. Just wanted to let you know how wonderful this printer is compared to the one that came with my computer, which jammed all the time. After purchasing the [generic] I took great pleasure in carrying the old printer to the dumpster at the land fill.
I get one of your e-mails almost every day. I'm getting very tired of it.
I would greatly appreciate it if you and the rest of your company would undertake a long sea voyage in a small leaky boat. Pea-green, or any colour of your choice. Take some honey and plenty of money, wrap it and yourselves in a five-pound note, and leave me in peace.
Czech it out 
Friday, March 15, 2002